We all love Ushi <3
Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: But you have to do it!
Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
Adele: It’s good for you but you don’thave to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
Adele: Oh my god.
(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
Source: sfttr
DJ’s 20th Birthday Bash (Sailors and Mermaids)
When someone uploads a bad photo of you.
And you’re just like…
And then they’re like ‘You look fine!’… so you’re like
And when they won’t delete it, you’re like
(via izzyfayce)
Source: itsall-gee
Rebecca Black all over my dashboard
I was like
When I saw the video, I was like
Jokes about her now make me like
And now, we’re all like
and
and
and
I’m sorry but this must be the worst song i have ever heard.
(via if-i-only-had-the-heartt)
Someone walks by and looks you up and down with an attitude…
And you’re just like
And then they’re like
And you know they’re mad they’re not you
So you’re just like
And she finally stops looking, so you’re just like
Source: bambiix
School - cats edition
Waking up in the morning.
On the way to school.
Seeing your friends.
Seeing those bitches you hate.
Seeing your crush.
Get called on in class.
Get homework.
See two bitches fighting like
And you watch them like
Lunch time.
More classes.
The final bell rings.
Go home and get on the internet.
Go to bed.
(via justintimberflakes)
Source: rainbowballz
Me and my homework
So i have yet to complete any homework.
So my mom is like:
And i’m just like:
Nope, did absolutley nothing, like:
So shes like you better do it:
So i’m just like of course i will:
And shes like ok good:
Fact: I still havent even opened my bookbag.
Source: bambiix
I dun recognise u
When someone you don’t know says hi to you
Outside your like:
But inside your all like:
(via magic-trick)
Source: magic-trick
